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We can make you laugh

Staffordshire plumbers are funny guys!

29/03/2011 by Kate Poxon




First laugh of the day, is a joke I heard!

Here goes....



Maureen's dishwasher stopped working so she called HMS Property.


Since she had to go to work the next day, she told Bill, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the invoice on the side, and I'll send you a cheque."


"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"


When the Bill arrived at the house the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, just as Maureen had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the him go about his work.


The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally Bill couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"


To which the parrot replied ...




And then whilst browsing comical exam questions I found these two gems.


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And finally


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So I hope they amused you as much as they tickled me!


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